ayadama: fmylife: Today, in my performance theatre class, we performed monologues. I played a girl who passes out in the end because she doesn’t want a shot. I get really nervous performing in front of people. At the end of my monologue, I fainted like I was supposed to. The only difference? I wasn’t acting. FML Why would you be in this class if you were scared of acting in front of...
What Tree Rings Mean
fmylife: Today, I thought it would be funny to ejaculate in a cup then pour it on my girlfriend’s head when she got home from work. I was right, but now i’m single. FML The best way to break up with someone.