WHO IS GARY OAK?
fuckyeahpokememe: It’s 1997 and you’re downloading Pokémon porn on your 56k modem. Oh boy, this zip file full of Misty nudes only has 10 minutes left. You’ve been waiting six hours for this. When the file gets to 99.9%, you start unzipping your pants and are getting ready for the fap of your life. At that moment, guess who picks up the phone and disconnects you? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK. True...
fmylife: Today, I saw my boyfriend with his arm wrapped around another girl’s waist at the mall. He saw me, panicked, and pretended to give the girl the Heimlich maneuver. FML This guy’s a genius!
fmylife: Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, “Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?” FML
Today in class my teacher called on me because he said I looked like I was thinking hard about the question. I was actually reading the clock, trying to remember which hand was for minutes and which was for hours. MLIA
Saw Alice in Wonderland today.
ayadama: Three words… BAD ACID TRIP. Also, WTF WAS WITH THE HOOKAH CATERPILLAR?!?!? ALAN RICKMAN
Omg guys, The recent earthquake in Chile shifted...
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