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  1. One of Pixie’s senior pictures.

    One of Pixie’s senior pictures.

  2. kiransingh:

    the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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  5. leonardodicrapio:

    leo is chasing after that jack nicholson aesthetic like his life depends on it

  6. matthewsagan:

My cat kept trying to sit on my keyboard and I had to keep taking her off so finally I put another keyboard beside it that’s not plugged in and now she sits on it all proud and shit like she won the battle.

    matthewsagan:

    My cat kept trying to sit on my keyboard and I had to keep taking her off so finally I put another keyboard beside it that’s not plugged in and now she sits on it all proud and shit like she won the battle.

    (Source: matthewsagan)

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  8. homofarts:

    pedrothepie:

    homofarts:

    funfact

    octopuses have three hearts

    and they still couldnt love you

    as much as i do

    The hearts only job is to circulate blood by pushing it throughout your body and lungs. It is incapable of feeling love on its own.

    image

    (Source: princelex)

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  10. deanisadisneyprincess:

    doctor: I’m afraid you have a rare disease called onomatopoeia
    patient: is it serious?
    doctor: it’s just as bad as it sounds

    (Source: deanlovesyousammy)

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  13. kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

    kamikatlifts:

    IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

    (Source: yodiscrepo)

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  17. fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

    fussybabybitch:

    usatoday:

    Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

    Access to basic health care

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  19. liartownusa:

Throne Games 3

    liartownusa:

    Throne Games 3

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  21. Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

    (Source: barrel--rider)

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  23. no-ifs-ands-or-butter:

    YET DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL STUCK IN NICOLAS CAGE

    (Source: abeardfullofbees)

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  25. masterofkarateandfriendship:

    When I was a child I was always pretty scared I’d say booger instead of burger when I ordered at restaurants, so I would actually practice saying burger in my head before ordering. Be my friend.

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