Movies, Music, Science, Humor, Cute things, Maybe a little Sex or Tattoos. Basically whatever I want. Prepare your eyeballs.
the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life
octopuses have three hearts
and they still couldnt love you
as much as i do
The hearts only job is to circulate blood by pushing it throughout your body and lungs. It is incapable of feeling love on its own.
doctor: I’m afraid you have a rare disease called onomatopoeia
patient: is it serious?
doctor: it’s just as bad as it sounds
When I was a child I was always pretty scared I’d say booger instead of burger when I ordered at restaurants, so I would actually practice saying burger in my head before ordering. Be my friend.